I promise if you come to my car I won't cuff you unless..." his voice dropped in a sensuous tone, "...that's what you want.

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About This Quote

This is a message to all gangsters out there, especially the ones who are armed. If you are ever pulled over by the police and you are caught with a weapon, it's likely that you will be put in handcuffs. So, if you are ever pulled over for speeding, do not try and say "I promise if you come to my car I won't cuff you unless..." his voice dropped in a sensuous tone, "...that's what you want." You might not be able to get away with this one. Among the many criminal charges that could be brought against you for possession of a firearm, such as possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and possession of a prohibited weapon, it would be illegal for the police officer to consent to touch your person.

Source: Hooked On A Witch

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